Recent Haydenisms

Yesterday after church Hayden says, "Mom . . . did you know that Men are people? . . . It's true, they are! I know that."

On the way home from church Hayden told me what he learned in Primary. "Mom, we learned about butterflies in Primary!! First they are an egg, then they are a snake, then a RACOON, and then a butterfly!"
Wow.

Later at home Hayden was screaming, "Mom!! I need a statue!"
"What?"
"I need a statue!!"
"Hayden, I don't know what you are talking about."
"I need a statue!"
"A statue is made out of rock and is still like this . . . you want one of those?"
Smiling, "No . . . I need a statue to blow my nose."
"Oh . . . that would be a 'tissue' Hayden."

Hayden is ALWAYS saying something to make us and our neighbors laugh. A week ago Hayden went to the neighbors house and went up to Sister Hahn and said, "I am ZERO fast, and you don't get much faster than that!" She laughed about that for a long time. She thinks Hayden is so funny, and she is the one who came up with the word "Haydenism."